After weeks of review by a plethora of attorneys, I can finally release my blog disclaimer:
BLOG DISCLAIMER: If you enjoy reading what I write, please let me know by clicking on the “subscribe to blog” button and adding yourself as one of my readers. Back in 2006, when I maintained a blog at myspace.com, I had over 5000 reads and about 100 subscribers. I only maintained it for a few months. Now, I would like to surpass this, but, without you, there would be no reason to. Subscribing will simply give you a notification when I write something new. It will not force you to actually read it. The reason I ask, is similar to the reason most people don’t talk to walls; they like to know who they are talking to, even if the person they are talking to is not talking back at the present time. I just wanna know who you guys are. And, if you have enough brains to read and comprehend what I write, I will enjoy your additions to my blogs. Don’t worry, even if you disagree with me, you can’t piss me off and, if you introduce me to a more intellectual approach, you just may change my mind. What I’m looking for here is intelligent interaction. And, on that note, feel free to invite anyone you see fit. All my blogs are open to the public. And, if I make you laugh or cry, respond to me with your views and make me think even more than I already do so that my next blog will be that much better. I sincerely thank you for taking the time out of your day to read my blogs. It gives me that same warm feeling I get when I piss my pants, but without all the mess and laughter. Seriously, you guys are proof that I am not surrounded by idiots and that alone keeps me from parachuting into the mountains of Colorado to live out my life in seclusion.